barking up the wrong tree
Because it felt like the right tree at the time. But then, one day, you find out that it wasn’t, that you were supposed to be barking up an entirely different tree, the one with the cat really stuck high up there in the branches.
And that changes everything.
So you look around, find another tree. A tree that definitely has a cat in it. And you bark and you bark and you bark, and still, nothing happens.
You change your strategy.
First you stop barking and just stare. Then you pretend to look away, at other things. Later, you sit, glancing up every so often to make certain the cat is still there. Later still, you lie down, fall asleep, forget to watch for the cat at all.
Or maybe you don’t forget, but instead, you multi-task. You keep one eye open, just a crack, in case the cat makes a break for it. But then you don’t get any good sleep and that makes you cranky.
Plus, you’re getting hungry. Really hungry.
And that makes you stand up and start barking all over again.
It’s an endless, vicious cycle.
The cat, of course,
just smiles.
January 31st, 2011 at 10:42 am
Loved this post, thanks for making me smile this morning.
January 31st, 2011 at 11:24 am
fabulous. fabulous!!
January 31st, 2011 at 1:50 pm
Sweet, who is the dog, or our we grandparents again? lol
January 31st, 2011 at 3:56 pm
Oh my gosh, yes! That cat sometimes sticks out his toungue too.
I always enjoy coming here, even if I don’t often comment.
January 31st, 2011 at 4:48 pm
You’re not kidding. On so many levels.
January 31st, 2011 at 5:37 pm
love this….cough cough, dry scratchy throat…..
January 31st, 2011 at 5:58 pm
Most excellent. So true.
January 31st, 2011 at 6:53 pm
You make me smile.
February 1st, 2011 at 12:02 am
oooh, me like!!!! i am that cat up in the tree, you know.
February 1st, 2011 at 12:11 pm
well, now, i’d say this is just about the best thing i’ve ever read here . . . and that’s saying A LOT. love this piece, me and all my cats that, honestly, i sometimes wish would go find their way up a tree. even if for an afternoon.
February 2nd, 2011 at 3:09 am
very sweet and so true – cats are by far the superior species, with apologies to all clever hounds out there! you just ain’t going to catch up. even our newest kitten has our big dogs (including one wolfhound) totally sussed; minute in stature by comparison, she rules his life with one swipe of her very small paw!!!.
btw – england is very VERY cold!!!!! need some african sun in my life 🙂
February 2nd, 2011 at 5:38 am
Simply fantastic!
February 3rd, 2011 at 7:31 pm
Love this! Words are brilliant, and that is one gorgeous dog!
February 7th, 2011 at 11:49 am
Oh no, mrs. mediocrity, there is nothing mediocre going on here. 😉