the more things change,
the more they stay the same
On Sunday I went antiquing with a friend. (Well, I couldn’t vacuum, so I had to find something to do…) I came across a newspaper called The American Woman from 1909. Over one hundred years old! I was drawn to it because it had an illustration of a Gibson-style girl on the front with swallows flying around her head, and I love swallows. It looked all sweet and nostalgic…
It is amazing to hold a newspaper in your hands that is so old, newsprint seems so fragile, but obviously it has staying power. When I got home, I made a cup of tea and sat down to read it. Because I am a graphic artist, whenever I read the paper, even though I intend to focus on the news, I always end up looking at the ads. I go through the entire paper without reading an article. Well, it would have been no different if I lived a hundred year ago.
And apparently that is true of a whole bunch of things.
Women were concerned about having high-efficiency appliances…
They liked to spend their time being crafty….
They had trouble keeping their weight down…
They had a cure for what happens when your cordless vacuum breaks down…
And, well, all I can say about this one is… what was he planning to do, beat it out of you?
So when you think that you are all alone in your trials and tribulations, just remember, women everywhere, since the dawn of time, have been concerned with exactly the same issues.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go and see if they still sell
that stuff for FITS…
March 23rd, 2010 at 9:33 am
Mrs Mediocrity, you are something else. I particularly liked the one about constipation.
March 23rd, 2010 at 3:08 pm
FITS was the one that made me laugh the most !
and YES….they have something for it….in my house it’s called xanax….yes it is….no wine for me, just give me my little pill 🙂
March 23rd, 2010 at 8:55 pm
So fun! I need professor Kellog.
-FringeGirl
March 23rd, 2010 at 9:37 pm
I am still laughing! Oh my goodness…
By the way, I noted something interesting about the weight loss ad. “Prof. Kellogg” is the man who will help you?
Have you seen the movie The Road to Wellville?
Here’s the plot summary: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111001/plotsummary
Hmm…
Excellent post – love the photos. You are one of my favorite blogs to visit! Thank you!
March 23rd, 2010 at 9:49 pm
Thank you! I have seen that movie, but forgot his name was Kellogg…you should see the ads I didn’t post…
March 24th, 2010 at 5:33 am
Love the post – so funny and I love the old articles. Reassuring to know the problems are still around, evebn 100 years later!
March 24th, 2010 at 6:48 am
Thanks, and thank you for stopping by!
March 24th, 2010 at 1:59 pm
Fits & falling & nervous spells . . . oh my! This is too good – we’ve come a long way baby! And PS – Wellville, the book, is also hilarious.
🙂
March 25th, 2010 at 12:55 pm
Oh my goodness, that last one sent ME into a fit (of giggles, that is)! I’m seriously curious as to just how he cured people!
March 25th, 2010 at 1:11 pm
I know, there was more copy at the bottom of the ad, but it was very non-specific…and what’s up with that picture?
March 25th, 2010 at 5:16 pm
could you please send professor kellogg by my place. and if he could bring some silk for the fancy work along with the box of fat medicine, that would be great. thanks. 🙂